INSTRUCTIONS:
Go to: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
:: Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. ::
1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Ioannis is our Middle Name. (Hahahaha XD)
2. What do you want other people say about you
Look for the Ioannis Label. (Of course you should! My label is now available in leading drugstores nationawide hahahaha XD)
3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Which twin ahd the Ioannis? (huh?)
4. How would you answer a booty call?
Welcome to Ioannis Country. (oh my WTF?!)
5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Better Ingredients, Better Ioannis. (Hahaha yabang ko ha?XD)
6. to someone you dislike?
Super Ioannis is almost here. (?!)
7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
The Future's bright. The Future's Ioannis. (O.o)
8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Do you eat the Ioannis last? (uhmm...)
9. You're failing a subject, you say...
The Cream of Ioannis. (eeewww.. so wrong on so many levels...)
10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Fall into the Ioannis. (hahaha SWAK!)
11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Ioannis Unscripted.
12. Someone told you you're an asshole, you tell them...
Welcome to Ioannis Country. (Swak din kaso umulit na eh... booo)
13. What are the best words to describe you?
The right Ioannis at the right Time. (Oh hah? ;) )
14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Clunk Click, Every Ioannis (haha i would use this as a movie title!)
15. Your last words before you die...
Ioannis, take me away.(ok to ah...)
16. Your message to a special someone..
Onyl the crumbliest, flakiest Ioannis. (hahaha napaka suggestive naman... O.o)
17. Title of this post will be...
The best Ioannis under one roof... (Love this haha) ok dinaya ko pangit yung isa eh. get your Ioannis out ulit... oh well basta eto title ng blog ko....
