Quiz thingy :)

It's Fun! Try nyo...

- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
-- Post your favorite definition.
-- TAGTAGTAG



1. Your name:

Ioannis

Cheap lard-ass Greek creature who dates a woman with an extremely large nose and no brain.

2. Your age:

18-The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

3. What should you be doing:
Sleeping- To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in. (Hahahahahaha OMG!)

4. Favourite colour:
Green-

1) Marijuana 2) Money 3) the horny color 4) envious 5) the color 1) let's go smoke some green 2) look at the green of my bills 3) She is wearing green.. she's horny! 4) bobby is green with envy. 5) grass is the color green!

5. Birthplace:
Quezon City - place where most of the hottest Filipinos were born (Hahaha benta)

6. Month of your birth:

August-
this is the month that everyone loves.usually people who are born in this month are known to be amazing in bed...very good looking...have amazing smiles...love to be around people...cannot stand sleeping alone...music is there everything...cannot stand drama but are always caught up into it somehow....love the party scene...have very many friends....make to many bad desicions...love junk food and anything to do with chocolate...addicted to sex...and thats all there is to it..(What a def...)

7. Last person you talked to:

Mom-1. The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world.
2. A intimate, familiar, and loving name to be called (by your kids).

>>nice def ito ha? :)

8. One of your nicknames:
Yanni-

Neo Classical/Instrumental composer born in Kalamata, Greece who is a self taught musician. Through pure talent, emotion and imagination he has composed some of the most beautiful music. His keyboarding and piano skills are unmatched.(Can relate to this ;) I'm very musical, so to speak.) but I also like this def hahahaha yanni-The sound that a wild Yak makes when either giving birth or taking a mondo shit "Yanni! Yanni Yaaaaaaaaaanni!! Yaaaaaaaaa(loud farting and squirting sounds) niiiiiiiiiii" > sigh of relief

9. Last thing you drank:
Water-

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART GO PLANET!

10. One of your friends:
jil- Jesus is Lord :D (wahaha!)

I tag anyone who wants to try this.....FUNFUNFUNFUN!!!